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This archive contains all issues prior to the current week and the three preceding weeks, which are published in 
the main Tallrite Blog (www.tallrite.com/blog.htm).  
The first issue appeared on Sunday 14th July 2002

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April 2003
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ISSUE #35 - 6th April 2003

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ISSUE #36 - 13th April 2003

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ISSUE #37 - 27th April 2003

 

ISSUE #37 - 27th April 2003 [123]

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An American Ponders Iraq

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Unfair American Behaviour

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Cheyney Dead, Not Saddam

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EU's Qualified Majority Voting Scam

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Going Naked for Peace

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SARS Cover-Ups

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Quote of the Week

An American Ponders Iraq

Richard DeLamarter, an American Fulbright scholar, has written a thought-provoking overview of the mixed feelings of many non-Americans over the liberation of Iraq and the prospect of its democratisation.  It will shortly be featured in Sobota, a Slovenian weekly newspaper; meanwhile with the author's kind permission it has been published on this site here.  

As the war draws to a close, Mr DeLamarter discusses some of those who are especially uneasy and/or hopeful :

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There are the 5,000 Saudi princes viewing the looting of Saddam's palaces and wondering if the same could happen to their own.  

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The oppressed and restless Kurds of Syria, Iran and Turkey who, while their national masters fret, are enviously watching the Iraqi Kurds building on the decade of democracy that the no-fly zone has permitted them. 

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The Syrian opposition are wondering if their opportunity has finally come as the country's ruling Ba'ath party with dismay sees its Iraqi Ba'athist colleagues crushed. 

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The Iranian clerics cling on to power in the teeth of a fierce desire for democratic reforms among the populace. 

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Meanwhile, Europeans politicians and others, who have been trying to salvage failed careers by standing up to US aggression”, find the vacuity of their behaviour is being exposed to all.  

He outlines some of the dilemmas now facing many people in Iraq, the Middle East, the West : 

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How to avoid the “curse of oil”, whose easy money usually leads to dictatorship, while eroding people's productivity incentives.  

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The effect of a successful democratic Iraq on those neighbouring Muslims, for whom rage against the West is the only permitted outlet for discontent caused essentially by lack of life-opportunity and abysmal services.  Will their anger turn against their dictatorial leaders,  demanding that they too be liberated ? 

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The belief by many that America is driven not by the 21st century's trends towards democracy and markets, but by the 20th century's issues of empire, nationalism and communism (none of which the US ever indulged in anyway).  

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The unwillingness to acknowledge America's robust support for Muslim causes, despite its benign record in Suez, Kuwait, Kosovo, Afghanistan, not to mention its tireless (if unsuccessful) efforts to broker an Israel/Palestine peace.  

Mr DeLamarter suggests that the curious opposition of many Europeans to seeing the US toppling Saddam and freeing Iraqis is founded on their own bloody and destructive history, where over the centuries European military power was used unambiguously to subdue conquered peoples.  A well-intentioned invasion is perhaps a concept beyond their understanding.   Added to this is envy at military might which Europe can never match, particularly since it rejects defence spending comparable to America's.  

Those who castigate American imperialism today are the same as those who refuse to acknowledge the left-wing evils of Stalin, Mao Tse-Tung, Pol Pot, whose murderous regimes they supported even as - until it fell - they supported Saddam's.  Yet it was imperialist America 

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who left the Philippines when asked, unlike the Red Army in Hungary, Czechoslovakia and Poland, and  

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who provides a secure future for its workers, rather than the impoverishment of all those “workers' paradises” (such as USSR, Kampuchea, Cuba, N Korea to mention but a few).  

There are no straightforward answers.  One is just left with a sense that, like it or not and despite the suspicions of many, we are forced to trust that America, a free people enjoying the fruits of liberty, wants simply to share these fruits with others.  

Only time will demonstrate the truth or otherwise of this, in the crucible that is Iraq.  

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Unfair American Behaviour

Do you remember how the anti-warriors used to say that an Iraqi invasion would result in a never-ending Vietnam-style quagmire involving hundreds and thousands of civilian and military casualties, with Iraq, the cradle of civilisation, bombed back into the Stone Age ?  Well, now that they have been proved so spectacularly wrong, their rhetoric has simply made a U-turn.  Suddenly, the war was just a turkey-shoot of defenseless conscripts, a walkover for the Americans, not a proper war at all, a thoroughly unfair contest.   No credit to military prowess whatsoever.  And anyway, the real battle will be the rebuilding of Iraq where the Americans will fail.  

Of course, they are right about one thing.  America's behaviour has been utterly unfair in not giving Saddam a sporting chance while depriving war-critics of ammunition.  Think about it.  

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They tried to decapitate the leadership - twice.  And may even have succeeded.  How fair is that ?

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They bombed only Government ministries, Ba'ath party buildings, military placements, aircraft on the ground and command-and-control telecommunications facilities,
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instead of carpet bombing the cities and providing civilian casualties in their thousands for the TV cameras.  

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The moment the bombing commenced, the ground forces invaded, catching everyone by surprise, instead of 
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waiting a month like the last time,

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waiting for reinforcements still en-route in the Mediterranean.  

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They relentlessly canonballed north through the country, giving the terrified defenders 
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no time to think, 

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no time to regroup, 

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hardly any time to run.  

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Without warning, they grabbed the symbolic Saddam International Airport when totally unexpected.  

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They liberated the entire country in less than a month (as, incidentally, predicted in the 2nd March issue of this blog)

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They left all the looting to Iraqis instead of doing it themselves in the time-honoured manner of conquering armies throughout history.  

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They had the temerity to quickly 
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organize convoys of food aid and medicines, 

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orchestrate restoration of power and water, 

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fly out severely injured civilians (such as little armless Ali) for the best medical attention.  

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Meanwhile, they upset Hans Blix by discrediting his investigations, prompting him to complain, It hurt us and I felt a little displeased about it.  

Shock and awe indeed.  

But where is the fodder for anti-US propaganda in all this ?  It is all so deeply unfair.  

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Cheyney Dead, Not Saddam

Oops !  According to CNN, Dick Cheney, Bob Hope, Ronald Reagan, Nelson Mandela and Fidel Castro are dead.  They all died in 2001.  

On 16th April last, CNN issued the five obituaries on their website just long enough for a few people to grab them, before they were withdrawn in embarrassment, some 20 minutes later.  

As Mark Twain (not Will Rogers) once famously remarked, Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” 

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EU's Qualified Majority Voting Scam

You really have to watch these Eurocrats.  

The Greek Prime Minister Costas Simitis, current President of the European Council, wrote a round-robin letter to several EU newspapers several days ago to welcome the new members of the EU.  But he took the opportunity to slip in a remark that it is imperative ... to extend further qualified majority voting”.  

Why ? 

Simply because this would make EU law-creation smoother for law-makers by allowing them to ignore pesky national vetos.  

bulletLet's be clear about what qualified majority voting (QMV) actually is and means.  It is a methodology by which a majority of member States can decide on a new law, against the wishes of a minority of States, but the minority will be bound by them anyway. That, of course, is how national democracy works and no-one has ever come up with a better method of governing a country.  
bulletBut are you happy with the idea of other nations' democratically-elected governments compelling your own national democratically- elected government to implement against its will laws it disagrees with ?  
bulletLet's also be clear about why the concept of QMV is so popular among certain EU quarters.  It is because EU law-creation becomes a lot easier if the law-makers can simply disregard those irritating countries that might disagree with them.  A particular target is taxation.  Old Europe, to use that perjorative but useful phrase, wants to force UK and Ireland, against their will, to raise their (relatively low) taxation rates because they attract an unfair share of foreign investment.  Otherwise, Old Europe can compete for such investment only by lowering their own taxation.  And that's painful for a politician as he then has to cut his costs which he hates (though relentlessly urges it on business).  

The EU has more than enough laws already - 97,000 pages of them, for goodness' sake.   If the well paid Eurocrats want to make new ones, let them work harder to convince every member state, not just some. 

QMV is a scam.  

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Going Naked for Peace

What is it that prompts women - and only women - to strip off their clothes to support hopeless causes such as the continued wellbeing of homicidal Middle East dictators ?  

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Last November, I reported on fifty women from West Marin in the USA who spelt out PEACE, wearing nothing but the afternoon rain. 


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Making their bodies a figure of speech, they wanted to show solidarity with the people of Iraq”, which meant no war and therefore - as we now know - solidarity with Saddam while he continued  to oppress the people of Iraq.  

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Now, happily, a three-girl Texas country-music group, the Dixie Chicks have joined the bandwagon.  They got into trouble when one of them said, on the eve of war, “We're ashamed that the president of the United States is from Texas”.  Fans were appalled, insults flew and album sales dropped 40%, so she later apologised.  

Now, in an effort to rejuvenate business, Entertainment Weekly has photographed them for next week's cover wearing nothing but the rich epithets hurled at them for their disloyal remark.  

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I'm sure all right-thinking Muslims are delighted with all this prurient un-Islamic nudity.  You don't find them parading up and down the streets of Kerbala with placards proclaiming Not in my name”.  

Nevertheless, is it not curious that men never ever strip off to promote a political cause.  Thank goodness.  

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SARS Cover-Ups

From going naked to covering up ... 

The behaviour of the Chinese authorities was disgraceful in suppressing for so long the spread of the SARS virus in Guangdong province and other parts of the country, until the coughs and sneezes, not to mention deaths, became so rife that the disease became impossible to hide.  At least now they are trying to do something about it.  They have fired their health minister and the mayor of Guandong so that the newcomers to these posts can start with a clean slate, reliable statistics are being issued and suspected and actual SARS sufferers are now being quarantined.  

From the time Mao Tse Tung conquered China in 1948 until the 1980s, Hong Kong was the reluctant recipient of millions of unwelcome refugees fleeing from the communist regime in neighbouring Guangdong.  

So it was to be expected that Hong Kong would also be on the receiving end of the unwelcome coughs, sneezes and breathing difficuties that come with the migration of SARS.  Its simultaneously-launched tourism campaign, however, provided unfortunate irony.  

 

SARS is not only an unpleasant and sometimes deadly virus, but one that is already costing affected economies millions of dollars.  

And of course it wasn't just a foul communist dictatorship that concealed it.  There is a liberal western democracy that did exactly the same, but for even longer, and with millions at stake.  

SARS symptoms first appeared in September of last year, during an intense examination of a potential sufferer.  After two days of close scrutiny, it became clear that he was not exhibiting the classic SARS symptoms.  But what was concealed for a long time was that another man seated nearby in the waiting area was clearly a sufferer, unable to control his coughs and sneezes.   It then slowly emerged that vapours in his coughs were so toxic that they were causing mental derangement in the original suspect, whose thought processes simply seized up.  He couldn't tell Berlin from Paris, a megatron from a gigabyte.  His wife, who was close by, was also affected, primarily evidenced through her eyeballs which would switch back and forth and roll uncontrollably in their sockets.  

The authorities were so alarmed by all this that they paid the original suspect a massive seven-figure sum to go away, though later had second thoughts and took it back.   Meanwhile, the record of the curious two-day interview was kept well hidden from all but a few prying eyes while officialdom tried to figure out exactly what had been going on.  

It was only after China made its full confession about covering up its SARS, that Britain - yes, for that was the liberal western democracy - owned up to its own coughing and sneezing scandal, and Her Majesty graciously decided to provide the three suspected sufferers with 12-18 months of quarantine at her generous expense.  

In a 1½-hour televised exposé last week, the truth was finally released.  The coughing and sneezing SARS sufferer turned out to be a university lecturer, using the alias Tecwen Whittock.  His virulent coughs had caused not only derangement in the original suspect, a retired Army major Charles Ingram, but also deafness because the good major says he is unable to hear coughs.  His wife Diana still seems to suffer from the eye-switching.  

It is believed the various symptoms will have disappeared by the end of the trio's well-earned year-plus of quarantine.  

Of course, this is not the first time that Her Majesty has had a brush with a deranged Charles and a Diana with out-of-control eyes .... 

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Quote of the Week

Quote : "Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability" 

Gorgeous George Galloway, British Labour anti-war pro-Iraq MP, 
addressing Saddam Hussein in person in 1994, 
rebroadcast by Sky TV on 22nd April 2003.  
Iraqi foreign ministry documents revealed that 
Mr Galloway was paid £375,000 a year by the regime.  

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ISSUE #36 - 13th April 2003 [172] 
NOTE : No blog issued on Easter Sunday 20th April 2003

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The UN Must Re-earn its Right to be Involved

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Long Live Looters

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Gordon Divorces Prudence

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Demoting European Culture

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Love Saddam Hate Rugby

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Comical Ali

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The UN Must Re-earn its Right to be Involved

In a stunning military performance of unparalleled virtuosity by America and Britain, the Iraq war is now virtually over, and with an unprecedentedly small number of their own and of non-combatant casualties, regrettable though each of these is.  

What now needs immediate resolution is who is going to take responsibility for rebuilding Iraq, physically, humanitarian-wise and institutionally.   

Most people, in their hearts, and all things being equal, would probably want this to be led and undertaken by the international community as a whole, namely the United Nations, until such time as Iraqis themselves can take over.  The UN exists for just such a purpose.  

But, of course, things are not equal.  

In the recent few months, as in the past decade or so, the UN has shown itself unequal to meeting its responsibilities - unless they are easy.  This incompetence has killed innocent people in the hundreds of thousands.  In Somalia, in Rwanda, in Bosnia, in Kosovo, to name just recent examples.  At least in the latter two, American firepower came to the rescue to stop further carnage - against the UN's wishes.  

And of course UN incompetence has prevailed in Iraq, where for 12 years it failed to deal with Saddam beyond issuing 17 high-minded Resolutions, which it then failed to implement.  As a result, Saddam was able to continue murdering his civilians at a rate of 5,000 per year as well as financing every suicide bomber in Israel and hanging on to his WMD.  The final UN resolution, 1441, declared that he was already in material breach and if he didn't immediately disarm serious consequenceswould follow.  When he didn't disarm, the UN pretended that serious consequences” didn't mean war - in other words it meant more resolutions, more inspections, more troops on the border with orders not to invade.  

This dereliction of resolve meant that the USA has once again had to go to war to rescue others, with the aid of Britain, as it has been doing since it rescued Europe from the Kaisar and the Ottomans in 1918.  

Three decades later, after a six-year war, America, with Britain and its allies, overthrew totalitarian regimes in Italy, Germany and Japan, replacing each with model democracies that prevail to this day.  

The United Nations was then established, in 1946, to prevent future wars, which had been previously been the function of the defunct and discredited League of Nations that had failed to prevent WW2.  

Since then, the UN has risen to the challenge of difficult military action just twice - and with success.  It approved war, led by America :

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to prevent Kim Il Sung (father of Kim Jong Il), in the 1950s, from extending his brutal totalitarian regime of North Korea to the South, allowing Southerners to prosper to this day;  

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to drive Saddam Hussein out of Kuwait in 1991, allowing Kuwaitis to prosper to this day.  

But in all the other major international confrontations with totalitarian regimes, the UN has shirked its responsibilities and left the dirty work to America while simultaneously disapproving and trying to prevent it.  

By such machinations, the UN has demonstrated that it is simply incompetent to deal with difficult situations and therefore cannot be trusted to take the lead in the reconstruction of Iraq, liberated thanks only to the blood, military prowess, determination and money of America and Britain.  

Only America has the ability to lead and co-ordinate this reconstruction, and - through war - the authority to do so.  The UN can serve a worthy and useful rôle by offering to America its services, such as humanitarian assistance.  But as US Vice President Dick Cheney brutally put it, we don't believe that the United Nations is equipped to play [the] central role.”  An understatement.  

Nevertheless, the better the UN performs, the more responsibility it should be given in the months and years ahead. 

And who knows, at some point in the (distant ?) future, it might once again be trusted to take a leading position in a delicate and difficult international situation.  

But not yet.  It must re-earn its spurs.  

The governments of Russia, France and China, who did most to destroy the competence of the UN over Iraq, should take heed.  

Tallrite Blog readers 

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like ita pleasant and interesting readand 

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hate it - especially the above article such contempt”.   

From the Letters page.  

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Long Live Looters

Among the most heart-warming television images last week was the sight of looters rampaging through Basra and parts of Baghdad on Wednesday 9th April, the day that Baghdad fell.  

A car stolen here, a chair there, a vaseful of flowers, a computer, a battered fridge, an electric fan.  Young men joyful in their Manchester United T-shirts as they carry off trophies from buildings until days ago occupied by the hated Saddamite regime.  Of course some trophies are more ambitious - a speedboat dragged along the tarmac by a bus, a generator by a pickup.    

If ever there was a sign of things returning to normality, it was the sight of those looters doing what comes naturally.  On a scale of badness, nothing the looters were doing came anywhere close to the ongoing evil doings of the Ba'athist regime just the day before.  

 

Oh, and in east Baghdad, though the French Embassy was under French military protection, the unprotected German Embassy and French cultural centre were, according to the New York Times, stripped of furniture, curtains, decorations, and anything else that could be carried away. At the French cultural centre, where looters burst water pipes and flooded the ground floor, books were left floating in the reading rooms and corridors, and a photograph of Jacques Chirac, the French president, was smashedI wonder why.  

It has also been amusing to see the beleagured and intellectually defeated anti-warriors in the West seize on looting as a new and welcome cause célèbre.  The soldiers should, they say, stop chasing the regime immediately and chase the looters instead, to avoid - yes, once, again - a humanitarian disaster.  The lack of humanitarian disaster is, of course, a source of deep disappointment for the anti-warriors, as well as for the UN aid agencies and countless NGOs.  

The Americans and British will complete their rout of the ancien regime in the remaining days of this war.  There will be plenty of time after that to enforce civil law and order under the replacement regime.  

In the meantime, let the looters enjoy themselves.  Long live the looters.  

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Gordon Divorces Prudence

When the UK Labour party's Gordon Brown became Chancellor in 1997, he did two things that secured the markets' and the nation's trust in Labour's ability to manage the economy competently.  Having inherited a booming economy from the Conservatives, 

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in a pre-emptive strike within days of taking office, he liberated the Bank of England by allowing it to set interest rates, so taking control out of the hands of venal politicians of the day, and

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he stuck to the stringent spending limits set by the Conservatives for Labour's entire four-year first term.  

Prudence was his favoured word through six annual budget speeches of economic probity, but it was uttered through gritted teeth.  For at heart, Mr Brown is an old-labour tax-and-spend socialist, masquerading as a New Labour believer in market forces.  He is convinced that problems are solved and the poor made rich by throwing taxpayers money at every problem.  

Last week, at last, he felt secure enough to let his socialist principles shine through.  He divorced Prudence and married Reckless.  

He built his entire budget around his growth forecast of 3-3½% for both 2004 and 2005.  This is pretty adventurous compared to last year's 1.8% and the 2% that most economists are predicting for this year.  He is, in short, gambling on another boom just round the corner and is spending the proceeds now.  Yet 

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the UK's main export markets are stagnating, 

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its housing market, which has fuelled much of the recent paltry growth, is slowing and 

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take home pay is being chipped away by 
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an income tax hike that kicks in this month,

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a swathe of stealth taxes that have been sneaked in 
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yet another raid on tobacco and alcohol.  

His growth forecasts are fantasy.  And when they fail to materialise, this year's £24bn borrowing requirement - forecast to drop by £3bn next year - is more likely to jump by that amount.  

Mr Brown will then raise taxes, because his socialist soul will not let him cut public spending.  This will exacerbate the drag on growth and revenue further. A truly vicious circle.

In the light of the unfounded optimism of yesterday’s performance, it is no wonder that the stockmarket shrugged off the good news from Baghdad. 

Left to his own devices, Mr Brown's continued abandonment of Prudence will cause the unnecessary downward spiral that will result in Labour's defeat at the next election.  

But by whom ?  There's no-one else !

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Demoting European Culture

Last week, a bunch of unemployed national presidents, prime ministers, princesses and other dignitaries from Germany, The Netherlands, Sweden, Ireland, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Finland, the European Commission, the European Foundation Centre and la Fondazione Romaeuropa, wrote a round-robin letter, titled Promoting European Culture”, to a dozen European newspapers.  The only English-language version is in the Irish Times (the UK was excluded) and since this is subscription-only, you can read a transcript here.  

These eminent personages inform us, in the main message of the letter, that, “the essence of a consciousness of common European identity is culture. To protect and promote culture is one of the most important tasks in Europe today.”  

It isn't. It's just one more excuse to skirt around completing the one task that will do most to improve the quality of lives of citizens of the EU.

The EU politicians, bureaucrats, would-bes and has-beens should direct their energies towards removing the remaining protectionist, poverty-creating barriers to the free trade that is the essence and overwhelming success of the EU.

Start with the Common Agricultural Policy, continue with insurance, pharmacology, etc. The list is long, difficult and unglamorous.

But it will do far more good than fluffing around with such things as culture, a constitution, a single foreign policy and so on, which Europe's great and good seem to enjoy so much. 

To my surprise, the Irish Times published my insulting reply along the above lines.  

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Love Saddam Hate Rugby  

To be anti-war, you must want it to stop immediately, which as I pointed out last week means you want defeat for America, victory for Saddam.  

However being anti-war is not simply to hate Bush and love Saddam.  You must also hate European rugby.   For all the biggest and best demos have been cunningly timed to coincide with major rugby matches.  

15 Feb

First global protests
110 cities, tens of millions

Opening games of Six Nations tournament

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½m demonstrators in London

England/Scotland;
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Protests span the continents

Grand Slam Final (England defeats Ireland)

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Global demonstrations
100 cities

European Rugby Cup Quarter Finals begin

So would-be protestors have had to choose : rugby or Saddam.  

Is rugby really that bad ?

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Comical Ali

Comical Ali is the nickname given by some to Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information (currently on administrative leave), for his many pronouncements of impending Iraqi victory. My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all”.   

Conn Nugent, who runs an environmentalist foundation in New York, has set up a special website for him.  It contains -  

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all the classic quotes from his wartime press conferences, 

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as well as those he never said during some of history's greatest battles.  “The Emperor Napoleon, God bless him, has cut the throats of the British mercenary dogs at Waterloo.  We are already, as I am speaking, besieging London.  These are simple truths.  Vive la France !”.  

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It also offers souvenir T-shirts, mugs and BBQ aprons for sale. 

It has a wonderful name, www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com.  You've got to have a look.  

Meanwhile, on 12th April Irish radio revealed a little-known anecdote about his compatriot, Saddam's cousin Ali Hassan al-Majid, better known as Chemical Ali, who is believed to have been killed last week.  It seems his son is working as a consultant doctor in Dublin's Beaumont Hospital.  In chemotherapy, perhaps ? 

Late note : I was mistaken.  The Dublin doctor is the son not of Chemical Ali but of Comical Ali himself.  Therefore, I can only assume he's in the anaesthesia department administering the laughing gas.   

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Quote of the Week

We don't make it our business to steal other people's wealth and occupy their real estate.

US Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld 
at a TV news conference in Washington on 9th April
when asked about US intentions post-Saddam

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ISSUE #35 - 6th April 2003 [106]

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Abysmal War Reporting

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For or Against the War

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Of Arms and Oil

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Crazy World

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Vatican Dictionary and Gays

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Let Your Credit Card Protect You

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Abysmal War Reporting

From the outset, I have found the reportage of the Iraq war to be pretty abysmal.  Much as our TV screens have been filled with images of 

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distant explosions, 

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tanks crossing the desert, 

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brave frontline reporters,

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injured children in hospital, 

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outraged Iraqi citizens, 

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defiant generals {on both sides}, 

it has been very difficult to get an objective view of overall progress.  

Each reporter reports as best he can what he sees.  But the majority see only what they're allowed to see.  Moreover, they have no idea of the significance of what they are seeing (is it a big important battle or a minor skirmish ?).  And with no access to their counterparts elsewhere in the theatre, they cannot judge where it fits into an overall picture.  Therefore, all they can provide is a thousand pinpoints of light, with no lines to join them up and form an overall picture.  

There are three main categories of reporters on the ground in Iraq.  

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There are those who are embedded with individual units of the American and British forces, on whose activities they report but within strict guidelines.  And because they live and move with their units, after a while they tend to bond with them, to go native, to succumb to the Stockholm Syndrome.  Hence no adverse remarks cross their lips.  And that's just how the armed forces like it.  And if perchance a reporter does break the rules, he will be swiftly removed back to Kuwait.  

In the past few days, some army and Marine units have, moreover, forbidden reporters to use a type of satellite phone, called a Thuraya, allegedly because the phone's signal would broadcast troop locations to the Iraqi military, but some reporters suspect they wanted to curtail reporting even further.

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Then there are those reporting from Baghdad.  They are all coralled within the same Palestine Hotel, the co-ordinates given to the Americans to ensure it doesn't get bombed.  The Iraqi authorities bus them around en masse to view bombed markets and bleeding children, but never the ruins of military, political or party establishments.  And every single one of them has a Ba'ath Party minder, monitoring every move and every report.  Misbehaviour is rewarded with a banning order, with no reason given, as recently happened to an Al-Jazeera reporter.  Al-Jazeera responded by suspending the work of all its correspondents in Iraq.  

And they too can go native”, like National Geographic's Peter Arnett did in deriding on Iraqi TV the strategy and intentions of the US/British coalition.  National Geographic sacked him for his pains.  

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Finally, there are the independent reporters, who nominally roam at will across the country.  But in fact they too only get to those parts that the armed forces will permit.  And their reports seem to stray very little from the turgid stuff served up by the controlled journalists.  Not one seems to be trying - 
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to have a look at what it is exactly that those cruise