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| Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' |
| Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.' " |
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Kindly contributed by Caroline Farrell
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"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." | ||||||
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"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." | ||||||
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"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." | ||||||
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"Marge, don't discourage the boy ! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ! Except the weasel." | ||||||
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"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." | ||||||
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"To alcohol ! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems | ||||||
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"I want to share something
with you - the three sentences that will get you through life.
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"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose : it's how drunk you get." | ||||||
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"Lisa, if life’s rich history and pageant has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling and foxy-boxing and such like." | ||||||
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"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." | ||||||
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"Stealing ! How could you ? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church ? Captain what’s-his-name ? | ||||||
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We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies ? For fun ? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you ?" | ||||||
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene. | ||||||
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Kindly contributed by Caroline Farrell |
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