Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10

Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9

The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white

8

Crying can be fun.

7

FAT CLOTHES.

6

A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5

Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a
peak life experience.
4 The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3 A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to
impossible.
2 Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
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AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
OTHER WOMEN!

 

A Woman's Prayer

DEAR LORD:

SO FAR TODAY, I AM DOING ALL RIGHT. I HAVE NOT GOSSIPED, LOST MY TEMPER, BEEN GREEDY, GRUMPY, NASTY, SELFISH OR SELF INDULGENT I HAVE NOT WHINED, CURSED OR EATEN ANY CHOCOLATE.

HOWEVER, I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF BED IN A FEW MINUTES AND I WILL NEED A LOT MORE HELP AFTER THAT.

AMEN.

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