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Sometimes a little light relief is in order


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Last Bon Mot (#130) added
on 21st September 2016

Arkansas Sports Utility

Go Git Yo Momma

Wrong Number


Wise Sayings Recycled

Life Comes a Full Circle

e-Proverbs for the 21st

Best Advertising Slogans

Memorable Newspaper

Top Ten Things Only Women

So-o-o This e-Millenium

Wishing Well

Great Sayings from Homer

Boyfriend to Husband

Playing It Safe, and others

St Patrick's Day Reunions

Great Quotes

Big Bomb

Quaint Sayings

Hello MIR

Caption-Free Photos

Women Diagnosing Cars

Useful Confessor

African Offspring


Alternative Meanings

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Personality Test

Janitor / Millionaire

Various Gags

Snake (uuugh)

The Gazelle & The Tiger

Texas Talk

Various Mind-free Gags

Cats & Dogs

Company Car in Asia

Various Cartoons

Golf Instructions for Men

Male Chauvinist Pig Propaganda

Only in America

Consumer Labels

Womanium & Manium

Debunking e-mail myths -

Alcohol is bad for you

The Bunny and the Snake

Martha Stewart's Way

Curious Linguistics

One way to avoid a speeding ticket

Understanding women's language

Signs of the times

Trivial, interesting, useful facts

Idiosyncratic engineers

Why it's good to be a man

Why golf is better than sex

Rules of etiquette

Philosophical rocks in jar

Hotter than Hades

Flight Announcements

The Perfect Man

Vacation advertising lingo

No means no

Worldwide Survey

On Cows and Government

I love this company


Company Christmas Party

Signs from around the world

Blind Date

HR Director, Heaven & Hell

Hazardous Women


Shopping in the Mall

Freaky Quiz

Rules for Dolls

Beer, Ice-Cream and Pizza Diet

Computers (Again)

Self-Adminstered CPR

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Illusions to

Top Ten Caddy Comments

My Hand !

Nothing To Go On

Pilots' Crib Sheet

English Is Tough

World's Best Jokes
       Nearly two million hits!

First Google rank out of 6.4 million!

More cartoons

Ghost House

Bumper Stickers for Women

Elvis & Beatles Song Quiz

Similes (for your next speech)

Wacko's Face Deterioration

English Language Abused

Invaluable Factoids

Taunts and Insults

Winstonian Tales

Colour Personality Quiz

Real Ads from the USA

Famous Quotes

Computer Terminology Explained

Staggering home 

Something for the Ladies 

3 Minute Management Course

Hand it to Guido

Diary of a Dog and Cat

Images to Remember

Man vs Woman Discoveries

Meaning of Life

Rugby Punditry from the Southern Hemisphere

Unmentionably Dreadful Puns

Morrisian Aphorisms

Getting Old is FUN


And That's How the Fight Started

Creative Puns for Educated Minds

Golf Shot Identifiers

English is a Punny Language

Bud the Rancher

Writing Style & Crazy Rules

Irish Medical Terminology

Man Decides to Retire

What Confucius did NOT say

Ozzie Blonde

Jewish Jokes


Words for Clever People

Tommy Cooper Lives On!

How to Write Good 


Pronunciation & Spelling








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If you have some humorous sayings or jokes of your own, why not submit them.   There are only two rules. 

  1. Your submission must not be offensive (for example, you must exclude rude words, sex, racism, other unpleasant -isms).  The rough test is - would you tell this joke in front of impressionable young children ?

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First created: 12th March  2000;  Last modified: 9th December 2017